Why did the snake cross the road?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Which fly makes films?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?