What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?