Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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What do golfers drink on the green?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
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Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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