Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What fairy loves to count?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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