What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do naked fish play with?