Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
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What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What says: oom oom oom?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why are winter days great?
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