Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Do dads always snore?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
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