Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
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What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
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