Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Where do ships always get stuck?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?