What kind of music do planets like?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which fly makes films?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?