What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What kind of music do planets like?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?