What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What horn never makes a sound?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do cats love to work?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?