Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?