Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?