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The pollen Count.
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How does a lion greet other animals?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the cow cross the road?
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