What's E.T. short for?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the bee say to the flower?