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Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why are grandkids so great?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What shape has a knighthood?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Who are Frosty's parents?