What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
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