Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How is cat food sold?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?