What do sprinters eat before a race?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What animal has more lives than a cat?