Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do kittens go to school?
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