What tea do footballers drink?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?