Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What bird is always sad?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?