What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of bird can write?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do British people and golfers have in common?