What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

How can you farm during the winter?

How do you make a cow float?