Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did autumn say to summer?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.