What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How does a witch play loud music?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?