Why did the turkey join the band?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why was the musician arrested?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What bee is good for your health?

Why do cats love to work?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?