Why are stones so good at music?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Where do chips wear socks?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

When do mice play every day?