Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?