What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
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