Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What color are all the books in the library?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?