What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?