What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What country has the most fish?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What words make the best athletes?