What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?