What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?