What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Which cats love to be petted?