What did autumn say to summer?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who granted the fish a wish?