What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What animals make the best students?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
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