What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a horse's favorite car?
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