What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

How does dinner smell?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?