What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How does dinner smell?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
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