What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do bees gossip?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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