What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?