What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Do dads always snore?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?