What British bugs are the best singers?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What is the tallest building in the world?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?