What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?