What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why is a computer so smart?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?