What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Where would you find an elephant?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?