What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?