What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What shape is bad at driving?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What words make the best athletes?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?