What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Families are like fudge.

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?