What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?