What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

How do you get straight A's?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a baby monkey?