Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?