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Why are skunks always so depressed?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Which plant has the best roar?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?