What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why did the duck cross the road?