Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?