What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?