What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is a computer so smart?
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