It's allergy season again?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the barber win the race?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

How do fleas travel?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the painter say to the wall?