What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

How do you make a cow float?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?