Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
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Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do cows like to dance to?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the politest month?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
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