Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which elf is the best singer?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
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