Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What says: oom oom oom?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?