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What car does Yoda® drive?

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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the bunny give his fiancé?