My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

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