Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What dogs are always lying to you?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?