What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How did the tree get lost?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Which state is the cleanest?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What is the color of the wind?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?