How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Who invented fractions?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What's a goose's favorite book?