What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?