What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why don't wolves like fast food?