Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?