What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Which insect is the smartest?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why are goats so funny?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What name sounds like the past tense?