What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
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