Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What's a bat's favorite game?

How do you get straight A's?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?