What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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