What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you call a dog in space?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why was the cat so small?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How does a squid go into battle?