What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What animal knows kung fu?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?