Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?