Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What country has the most fish?