What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
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