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Polar opposites.
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What kind of bees hum and drop things?
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When should baseball players wear armor?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
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What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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