What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How did the toad die?
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