What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do little monsters call their mother?
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