What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why are ghosts always single?
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