What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What shape is bad at driving?
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