What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?