How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?