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What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How does dinner smell?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?