What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

How does a penguin build its house?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

When should you start writing a book?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What kind of car does a chicken have?