Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

How do you make antifreeze?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?