Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Bears love exotic cars.

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?