What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?