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Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the cow cross the road?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do elves learn in school?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?