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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?