Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

How was the wedding?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Which state is the cleanest?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?