Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What words make the best athletes?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How is life like toilet paper?
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