What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?