What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why do rhinos charge?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?