What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?