Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do bees say in the summer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What country has the most fish?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do frogs get to work?
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