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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

A book just fell on my head.

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What kind of cake always tells the truth?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

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What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

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