Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
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