Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What bird is always sad?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did March say to the madness?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a silly hill?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
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