What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What words make the best athletes?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

How do automobiles fly?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?