What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the fish blush?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What day never takes itself seriously?