What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?