What did the robot want for Christmas?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?