What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why are goats so funny?