What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
That bird won't stop squawking.
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