What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What country has the most fish?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

When do cows get tired?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?