My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How do chickens leave the highway?