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Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What is a table you can eat?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do insects learn at school?

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What sport can waiters play really well?

How is cat food sold?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?