How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you give a sick pig?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why was the pirate late for work?