Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?