What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?