Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?