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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What did one plate say to the other?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What is a table you can eat?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?