What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?