Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's E.T. short for?