What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Where do hamsters come from?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?