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Why is the piano so hard to open?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

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What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

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What words make the best athletes?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"