What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Which elf is the best singer?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where does laundry go to college?
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