What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!