Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?