Where does Superman park his cars?
On Lois Lane.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's E.T. short for?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
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