What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's the most masculine animal?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is sand's favorite movie?