What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why do mice need oiling?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?